im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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