i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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