Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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