Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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