But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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