The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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