Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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