She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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When are your genitals available?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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