Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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