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I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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(586): I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures (586): I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy (586): But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it http://tfl.nu/x4v2

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every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

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(517): every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot http://tfl.nu/9euo

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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

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I'm not sure what to say to that.

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(614): I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC. (1-614): I'm not sure what to say to that. http://tfl.nu/ot0k

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(909): View more from California

Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.

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(909): Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave. http://tfl.nu/ztn7

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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.

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(954): Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song. http://tfl.nu/556m

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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(832): when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate. http://tfl.nu/63ss

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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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(732): 90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did http://tfl.nu/76ya

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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

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(267): you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk http://tfl.nu/tgll

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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.

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(845): 3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year. http://tfl.nu/9uak

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eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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(501): eta to your mouth 5 minutes http://tfl.nu/vxef

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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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(781): I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried http://tfl.nu/enjc

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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter

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(907): I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter http://tfl.nu/wvk4

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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something

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(601): She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something http://tfl.nu/xegg

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(248): View more from Michigan

Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...

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(248): Sex aside I am really scared about Syria... http://tfl.nu/pc9q

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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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(757): I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One. http://tfl.nu/azcx

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