White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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