I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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