fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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