I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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