It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"