Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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