He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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