these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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