you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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