Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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