epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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