how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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