Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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