How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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