I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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