im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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