i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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