I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize