Kiss
Puke
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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