Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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