that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
