eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's shark week go big or go home
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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