All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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