Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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