He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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