we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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