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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to

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• (904): View more from Florida

  sorry about calling you the devil all night.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend

  (703): View more from Virginia

  You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.

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• (562): View more from California

  Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"

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