I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...