I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.