oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.