No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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