I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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