Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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