i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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