Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
