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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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