he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't deserve a penis
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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