i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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