i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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