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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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