she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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