Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We are all done wearing pants today
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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