Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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