It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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