dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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