I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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