so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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