Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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